Ambani Tweets :
Nita Mukesh Ambani is the chairperson and founder of the Reliance Foundation and a non-executive director of Reliance Industries. She is married to Reliance Industries chairman and managing director Mukesh Ambani. With a family fortune estimated in excess of $50 billion, the family is among the richest in India. A round of jokes on Ambani often comes on social media. Here are some of the jokes which are just fun to read.
These 24 Ambani Tweets Will Just Make You Feel Poor
Ek baar helicopter se ja rhi thi toh mera wallet niche gir gaya, aaj uss jagah ko log Swiss Bank k naam se jaante hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
Aakash ki barat ka rasta nahi mil raha tha toh Sundar pichai khud aaya rasta batane ke liye.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
Demonitization ke waqt ATM Line mein khada karne ke liye Amitabh Bachchan ko bhejte the. wo hi kah rahe the hum jahan khade hote hai line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
Humein ghar par ek chowkidar chahiye tha toh modi ji se bola. unhone itne sare chowkidar laake de diye.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
Cheque uddane ke liye humne drone rakha hua hai. hath se nahi uddate. https://t.co/kyfSpBh09X
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
Anant ke birthday par comedy ke liye humne rahul gandhi ko bulaya tha.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
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Facebook par holi ke photos dalne the toh Mark zuckerberg ko ghar bulaya hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 21, 2019
Doctor ne kaha tha garam pani peena hai, isliye sanjeev kapoor ko bulaya hai pani garam karne ke liye.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 21, 2019
Jab meri shadi huyi thi toh ek pandit ko thodi dakshina di thi. aaj kal patanjali naam ki company khol kar baitha hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 21, 2019
Aakash aur Isha ko English ke tuitions dene ke liye Shashi Tharoor ko laga rakha hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 21, 2019
Ek baar ghar mein kahin se ek cocroach aa gaya tha. maine naya ghar khareed liya.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 21, 2019
Ghar ke charon aur boundary banwani thi toh America se trump ko bulaya hai. suna hai wo deewar acchi banata hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 22, 2019
Hamare Diwali ke rockets NASA se banwate hai. aur button dabane ke liye korea wale Kim jong ko bulate hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 22, 2019
3 sal pahle income tax wale aaye the hamare ghar pe, abhi tak paise hi gin rahe hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 22, 2019
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Staff ke liye toilets banane ke liye jagah chahiye thi toh maine ek chotti si jagah khareed li. Log Pakistan kahte hai ab usko
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 23, 2019
Mere ghar mein Kitchen aur dinning room itna door hai ki kitchen ka khana Swiggy wala deliver karke jata hai dinning room tak.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 27, 2019
Virat kohli ko lagta hai ki acchi team se match jeeta jata hai. paisa chahiye bacche paise. #RCBvMI
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 28, 2019
Main ek baar KBC khelne gayi toh Amitabh bacchan ne 5 crore jeete.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 31, 2019
Soch rahi hoon ki Pakistan khareed loon,par sasti cheezon ka shok nahi hai mujhe.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 24, 2019
Antilia itna bada hai ki ek room se dusre room mein roaming lagti hai.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) April 1, 2019
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Main jab Big basket se order karti hoon toh Shahrukh khud aata hai deliver karne ghar pe.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) April 5, 2019
main account ka password bhul gayi thi itne din. jack khud aaya restore karne.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) April 22, 2019
Antilla mein thode makdi ke jhale ho gaye hai. toh delhi se bulaya hai ek jhadu wale ko saf karne ke liye.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 24, 2019
Main sabji lene Rafale mein jati hoon.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 23, 2019
Aakash ko bukhar ho gaya tha kuch din pahle toh ilaj karne ke liye Dr. Strange ko bulaya.
— Neeta Ambani Fan (@Neetahoon) March 20, 2019
