Diwali is here. The festival of light is the biggest fest in India. People across the country are busy lighting lamps, decorating the walls with fairy lights, making colourful Rangolis and much more.
Read: Diwali Ki Safai Meme
While the Supreme Court has fixed the 8-10 pm slot for bursting firecrackers today, it hasn’t dampened the celebrations on Twitter as netizens lit up the micro-blogging site by cracking jokes.
Me *goes to relative’s place*
Aunty : check out this rangoli meri beti ne banayi
Me : nice
Aunty : aur society ka Diwali fest bhi organise karwa rahi hai woh
Me : awesome
Aunty : itni mehnati hai bade ho kar kuchh banegi
Me : itni mehnat se to HR banegi
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 6, 2018
Everyone at 09:59
Sc – Burst crackers only between 8-10pm.
*Me at 9:59pm* – pic.twitter.com/A4ln71H8CX
— Mask Ishan (@Mr_LoLwa) November 6, 2018
Soan Papdi completes its target in the festival
People to Soan Papdi’s dabba during Diwali.. pic.twitter.com/yU6xOHRFk9
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) November 5, 2018
Itni Khusi, Itni Jyada Khushi
When your manager says Diwali par Ghar chala ja: pic.twitter.com/DlU6Kj0YPz
— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) November 4, 2018
Munna and Circuit this Diwali 😂 pic.twitter.com/ywLBqL00jW
— Ankur Singh (@iAnkurSingh) November 6, 2018
*Marwadi*
Son: Papa iss diwali me mujhe kya gift denge?Dad: Bata kya gift chayiye?
Son: iPhone
Dad: *Gets second hand iPhone4s*
— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) November 5, 2018
Delhi were this last year as well.
Crackers before and after 10:00 PM pic.twitter.com/s1lg67Snig
— Sanskari_stud 🎃 (@sanskari_stud) November 6, 2018
Note Bandi
Diwali is on 7th November. Spend all your 2000 Rs notes on sweets, lights and crackers. Because, the next day is 8th November
— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) November 6, 2018
Everyone on whatsapp today. #HappyDiwali pic.twitter.com/AIcwvXPls8
— Angoor Stark 🍇🇮🇳 (@ladywithflaws) November 7, 2018
Soan papdi during Diwali pic.twitter.com/zubeS4UGF2
— Reena Kamat 🇮🇳 (@_r33na__) November 6, 2018
Cries In The Corner
Mom : Teri sabse zyada fun memory kya hai ghar ki diwali ki
Me : Woh jo aap mehmano ke liye mithai banati thi aur main hadap leti thi
Mom : Meri bhi same
Me : Matlab?
Mom : Woh jo mehmaan tere liye paise dekar jate the aur main hadap leti thi
— SwatKat- The dancing human💃 (@swatic12) November 5, 2018
Green Crackers 😜 pic.twitter.com/waKQ5flCI6
— Troll Tax (@Vishupedia) November 5, 2018
Imagine tumahre bacche poochenge “papa aapko jail kyon hui thi?” And you’ll be saying “beta wo 10 baje ke pehle saanp ki goli jala di thi” 😭😂😭😂😭😂
— Maithun Woke (@Being_Humor) November 5, 2018
Delhi couples right now #DelhiAirPollution pic.twitter.com/8IuIP4BaIL
— Moody Motu (@MoodyMotu) November 5, 2018
#Diwali is a festival of (traffic) lights pic.twitter.com/cYFgQBC6MN
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) November 5, 2018
Bro1: Bro I love how diwali’s a holiday for everyone.
Bro2: Not true bro.
Bro1 : Really? Who works on diwali bro?
Bro2 : Fire bro. Fireworks.— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) November 6, 2018
