Rahul Gandhi is one of the famous faces of Indian Politics. He is the President of Indian National Congress. Rahul Gandhi is majorly known for its dumb statements in politics. These statements can easily give fierce competition to any of the comedians.

Here are the few statements which we find dumbest by Rahul Gandhi. Read Rahul Gandhi funny speech:

You people are asking for help. In the end, I’m the opposition leader. Only I can do is pressurise Government, which I’m doing. I can’t make decisions. I can’t open Potato factory for Farmers.

It’s Hindi Translation goes by:

App keh rahe ko ki kisan ki madat karo, Anth main, main bepaksh ka neta hu, Main dabad dal sakta hu, jo main kar raha hu.Magar main decision to nahi le sakta na, Main kisan ke aalu ki factory to nahi khol sakta na.

Before this, I didn’t even know that Potatoes are manufactured.

I’ll close all the small companies in India. I don’t like ₹500, ₹1000 currency. I don’t want to see ₹500, ₹1000 currency notes in the hand of poor people of India.

It’s Hindi Translation goes by:

Ab main Hindustan ki sab choti companies ko khatam karunga,
₹500 ka note ₹1000 ka note mujhe acha nahi lagta hai.
Hindustan ke garib logo ke haat main ₹500, ₹1000 ke note muje nahi dikhna chaiye.!

Although ₹500, ₹1000 notes are gone but, this statement will not disappear easily.

I’ll plant a Machine in which, you’ll initially put Potato’s and get the output as Gold. You’ll make so much money that you’ll not know what to do.

It’s Hindi Translation goes by:

So, after making aalu ki factory. He is also making Gold out of it. Mind Blowing.

They are six. Are they coming up.? I’ll meet them now, They all fight for you. Where are there name.?

It’s Hindi Translation goes by:

6 hai, upar aa rahe hai.?
Abi unse main milunga, 6 Canditate hai, apke liye ladai ladte hai sab ke sab.
Sab ke sab naam, Ladai ladte hai. Kahan main unke naam.

I don’t know, how to respond to this statement.

This morning, I got up at night

Although this sentence was framed in English itself. But, still

Ajj subah, Main raat ko uth gaya..

I didn’t even know how to do this.

If you’ll talk with youth worker of Congress. It’s the first time they are saying “We Enjoyed”. This Enjoyment is what I want to give to Every Indian.

Let us look at its translation:

Agar app yuva congress karyakarta se baat karein. agar app mahila
congress karyakarta se baat karein. Pehli baar wo keh rahe hai ki bhaii, Maaza aya.
Aur main jo yeh maaza hai. Hindustan ke har vyakti ko dena chahta hoon.

This statement came after Congress worst performance in the 2014 election.

Politics is everywhere, It’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. Its everywhere!

It’s Hindi will be:

Rajneeti sab jagah hai. Shirt main, Pant man. Sab Jagah

What is Mr. Gandhi is trying to explain here?

What do you think ladies.?
Are you respected.? They did Corruption… Sorry, They did Rape.?

It’s Hindi will be:

Speaker Madam. Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,
Chairman Sir. PM stands here and says I haven’t seen the worst scheme like NAAREGA. Sorry MANREGA (Mahatma Gandhi Yojna)

The statement in Hindi frames as:

Speaker Madam. Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,
Chairman Sir
PM yaha khade hote hai and kehte hai NAAREGA jaise bekar yojna maine kabhi nahi dekhi
MANREGA (Mahatma Gandhi Yojna)

I don’t know how Congress president can’t differentiate between Male and Female.

Listen one more thing. There is one person who talks about Gujrat in whole of India. If someone has made Gujrat stand if someone has given Amul to Gujrat if someone has given Gujrat Milk. It’s these ladies who have given.

One more to laugh on:

Or ek or baat sun lijiye.
Aaj kal ek vyakti hai, jo pure Hindustan main Gujrat ki baat karte hai,
Gujrat ko kisi ne khada kiya hai, Gujrat ko amul diya hai, Gujrat ko doodh diya hai to is, taraf dekhiye in mahilaon ne diya hai, Gujrat ki mahilaon ne diya hai.

I seriously don’t know how can he frame these sentences. But, we can’t do anything. Elections are coming in few months time. Get ready for some more laughter from Rahul Gandhi.

If Life gives you Rahul, make it Dravid or Choudhary not Gandhi.

If you have some more instant of Rahul Gandhi, do mention them in the comment.